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YOYO What zuuuppp bitches! MY NAME IS MARIA! my channel is about comedy Food- makupe ! L am weirdo that me! I’m on Instagram like @monydollqueen. the are photos and video there to!! love all of you who want to…

How to Dancing home is Awsome!



What zuuuppp bitches!
my channel is about comedy
Food- makupe ! L am weirdo that me!

I’m on Instagram like @monydollqueen. the are photos and video there to!!

love all of you who want to follow the monkydollqueen family.

Thanx You alle for subscribers to my Channal!

Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you.

Less sugar, more fruit. Less soda, more water. Less driving, more walking. Less worry, more sleep. Less words, more action.
When we focus on what we can do instead of what we can’t, a world of possibility opens unto us.🤣

The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are… it will beat you to your knees and keep you there if you let it. You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.20. des. 2006

“I want to grow old without facelifts… I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I’ve made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you’d never complete your life, would you? You’d never wholly know you.”

1-The guy at the fast food drive through is starting to recognize me.
FUCK! Not god! 😭🤪😂🤣

I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”. I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”. He said, “No, fatty, don’t eat anything.”

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE. You Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. little rebel, I like you.

What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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6 months of hard work and focus can put you 5 years ahead in life.🌺 There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn’t the end of the world, it’s the beginning of a new life. When you’re depressed you don’t control your thoughts, your thoughts control you. I wish people understood Don’t trust your thought when you are depressed. It is highly unlikely that it is true. Whatever you are depressed about won’t last forever.
If you got out of bed today and chose to face the world, I’m proud of you. If you’re still struggling to, I’m rooting for you.

Love is like a fart. If you force it, you’re going to make a mess
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart
Wanna hear a cat joke? Ah, just kitten!

I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I’m done, I’m done.
Your feelings are important to write down, to capture, and to remember because today you’re heartbroken, but tomorrow you’ll be in love again.
Repeat to yourself: I’m not going to rush anything, not going to stress out or worry about how things will work out for me.
So Thanx You for be You! Only You !
a selfish life, is when you do not take care of yourself! it seems to me to be selfish! remember you first! so others you love

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This life is what you make it. No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends – they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything – they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them – actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soulmate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

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